19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

chiisanatantei:

ipoophere:

wait

this speaks to me on an emotional level

(via laughbitches)

19 4 / 2014

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via laughbitches)

19 4 / 2014

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(via laughbitches)

19 4 / 2014

renkos:

literally all my friends are beautiful then i’m just

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(via laughbitches)

19 4 / 2014

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via pizza)

19 4 / 2014

is hope something that ever truly belongs to us?

(Source: isibeal, via tachibanaharuchan)

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

perpetualisolation:

The Postal Service - Nothing Better

I feel I must interject here
you’re getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself

with these revisions and gaps in history
so let me help you remember.
I’ve made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear.
I’ve prepared a lecture on why I have to leave.

19 4 / 2014

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

(Source: samebeginnings, via pizza)

19 4 / 2014

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

(Source: 911official, via laughbitches)

18 4 / 2014

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(Source: whosromeo, via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(Source: nobodycars, via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via pizza)